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YOUR AGE IN CHOCOLATE

It takes less than a minute. Work this out as you read ...

Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out!

1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have chocolate (more than once but less than 10)

2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold)

3. Add 5

4. Multiply it by 50 -- I'll wait while you get the calculator

5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1757 .... If you haven't, add 1756.

6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.

You should have a three digit number

The first digit of this was your original number (i.e, how many times you want to have chocolate each week).

The next two numbers are

YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it is!!!!!)

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JOKES

1/. Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?

Because he was a chicken

2/. What’s the difference between a blond and a shopping cart?

A shopping cart has a mind of it’s own

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BRAIN TEASERS

Read this sentence:

FINISHED FILES ARE THE RE- SULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTIF- IC STUDY COMBINED WITH THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS.

Now count aloud the ' F' s in that sentence.

Count them ONLY ONCE; do not go back and count them again.

Then see below..

. Answer below (scroll down) ...

ANSWER:

There are six F's in the sentence. One of average intelligence finds

three of them. If you spotted four, you're above average. If you

got five, you can turn your nose at most anybody. If you caught six,

you are a genius. There is no catch. Many people forget the OFs. The

human brain tends to see them as "V's" instead of "F's".

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